Tree Problem

That tree deserves to be felled, chopped, and burned like the useless firewood that he is. How dare he insult me, the best bean ever. To think I gave him the honor of listening to ME. I do hope he falls down spontaneously, or get hit by lightning, pronto! On second thought, I take that back. I don't want to get squashed by its useless tinder. Of all the deaths a bean could die from, getting squashed by a useless tree is the worst.

Nuff said about that useless tree. I don't want to talk to him ever again.

I have, however, another problem aside from that tree. I feel three pressure points near my roots, pushing me. I don't know what they mean. I just hope it's nothing serious...